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Are you looking for a photographer completely incapable of capturing some of the most important moments of your life?Are you looking for someone with the technical skill of a child and the compositional skill of a disillusioned homeless person? You've found the right photographer! I've been bastardizing the art of Photography since the tender age of 10, and I can safely say my skills have improve virtually zerofold since then. I'm available for all types of Weddings, Bat Mitzvah's, Wakes, Funerals, Animal Wakes, Animal Funerals, Taking crude photographs of your elderly who can be in a vegetative state -- I'm not one to perscute your tender moments. I'm available virtually anytime due to my incapability at holding a job or any sort of responsibility outside from going to the bathroom and crying over my poor life decisions -- The "Artists" struggle, if you will. I'm sure my portfolio has overwhelmed you with sheer mediocrity and forgettability in every sense of the word. If
you somehow are bewildered by my candid way of explaining my inability
to create anything outside of pure shit here is my contact information:
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